I like comparing my opinions to others and being right.
It makes me sad to realize that this is one of the best flashes you have ever done. It's not that it's bad, it actually is my favorite flash of all time, it's just... well... I can tell there is a different mood to your newer material. You slowly morphed Alfred from this dramatic, anticipation ruling, suspense demanding, well rounded character to a brutal kick-butt, single minded, "hipster" sell-out that you keep wanting to push to just "poarn". Is there no shame in what you do. Take one aspect for example; your voice. To me, the voice acting in any of the Play Houses and this flash are the most dynamic compositions that I have personally have heard recently. But that was some time ago. Was it the drugs? The alcohol? I'm not sure of the source but while I looked deeper I found a little corner called Smut Cave. I expected someone who would be mildly humorous and understandable, but instead find a woman, while attractive, incoherent at best. I stumble to understand her "look I'm wearing a blond wig! I'm somebody else now!" jokes as she clamors vowels on top of vowels, barely holding to what might be a sentence. Mebey that is why you have not made a recent flash that features your voice acting. If you see this, I want to offer you a challenge; try going a whole year without any drugs or alcohol and see where it takes you. After that I say your free to go back to killing yourself with acid and paint fumes again.
p.s. Don't take any of this offensively, I only feel disappointed in the waisted skill. Please take the challenge, do the world a favor and don't die.
Your review stroked my heart , a finger stroke that had a jagged fingernail. God. have I really become this stupid?
The only drugs I do is the grass, and i drink to have a good time now and then, incase you were wondering if i've been puking over a toilet these past 5 years. There is no heroin or meth either, you are in luck, sir!!
During the summer of the interview you saw me in I was going through a rather tough and confusing time in my 19 years of life on this wretched planet, which I assume you will understand, because you have seen The Playhouse,. And youve probably figured, as many times as you've droolled over it, that anyone who made that would've had a Fucked Up Childhood . Do you really think I would have gone this whole time without some sort of a meltdown? I may have made Alfred but im not made of fucking steel.
Cartoons are still my number one priority. I am beginning an Alfred Alfer feature length animated movie, and I assure you, Valued Alfred Fan, he will go back into as much depth and seriousness and insanity and all that you enjoyed about him before - except much much deeper.
One aspect of this movie is, ofcourse, Alfred's Corruption. He beleives he is an all-powerful jesus internet Porn Star , exactly what you cllaimed I turned him into him over the years. Yes I did corrupt and smash his very soul, and it was all part of the plan. This is because I am developing this pixelated used superstar sell-out layer. His false self. A version of Dictator Alfred, if you will.
Yet he remains a reall life rotting dog in a room. He has the rabies. THis grandiosity is all a delusion.... ANyway i need not waste my keyboardddings any further. no one will beleive me until it is done.
The "Summer" was an experiment in using my female body self ddoing corny jokes like celebrities in order to see if it could get Alfred more fame. And it did, slightly, but not as well as the carrtoons.
How do you even know how much of that internet was an act? You may simply be falling for my trolling, yet again.
Be happpy I gave you the Best Flash Experience of your Life, sir. Do not forget that. I promise you my skill wont be wasted, - I'm 22 for fucks sakes, most people havent begun their work at all let alone have had the privelege of having a neckbeard from across the internet criticize the latter years of the Alfred Saga...
I promise you I wont die, though I've come close. I know getting more ALfred to the public is my divine gift in life and I shant waste my talent.
I am glad that I did lead you down the Rabbit HOle of Corruption!! SEEeeeeeee ya l8tr!
What did Hulalaoo do? I bet the only thing he animated was that rocket launch. But it was kick ass, so five star? I guess he could have made the Rina-Chan flash spam thing. He is good at that kind of stuff to.
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Staring A Bitch as A Bitch. Wish I could have thought of that for my funny video things.
who is this Joe?
Yo! That's why I don't even take Advil.
animation was a bit slow, but I like it when people actually attempt frame by frame animation. lol at end. I think the background adds a I thought of this in five minutes and finished it in thirty. WIN!!!!
Actually cats are natural born swimmers. There paws are slightly webbed and allow for better movement in water. It is thought that cats originated in areas that the main source of food would have been the water; such as a river in a desert or a lake in a dense tropical forest. That is why cats are most fond of aquatic foods. But modern cats have witnessed the faults of pet ownership and have lost there natural feeding habits. But, it only takes a simple push to encourage those inner lost instincts, and that is what I get out of this flash; a show of courage to follow your gut and intuition to get what you need.
Can I say that this is he best animation I have seen in years. The story was gripping, yet mature enough to leave the audience with conflicting themes; happiness and morality. Though the film did lack much of any background information, this is used to leave most of this story to the holders eyes. That makes this movie seem different to everybody. Were the darker people (I want to say Czech, but I'm not an expert in language analysis) slaves to the white people. That is unknown, and all the better. I did notice the extremely sexual themes in almost every scene. There is not true answer to why there is such a significant pull towards sexual indulgence but I believe it is a reflection of modern society; a more exaggerated version of our's, but still there is a connection; more like looking into a bent mirror. Today, our society is materialistic; having a fidelity to money, worshiping the body, united through sins. Weak in structure and integrity, in both ways. But we used to be better than ourselves. We used to be different; loyal to others and ourselves, praising the soul, and congregated by fraternity. Who was better? The brainwashing has commenced. Will you allow it any access into your mind?
This riminds me of egorapter. I think its some of mouth movements and art. I bet you made this flash the same way he does; snort over 9000 pounds of coke and wake up 42 hours later in a Cuban porn shop laying next to a guy with nipple pants.
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